bitching and my palm read

I need to do one of those Weiser whisky commercials, you know where there are a few guys sitting around the table, and each takes a turn telling why he is wiser…
When it gets to my turn LOOK OUT.
Lets try shall we, okay, the scene is at a lodge and three men are at a table with a bottle of Weiser’s brand whisky. The first one says
“I learnt that I need to spend more time with the kids.”
Then the second guy says, “I’ve learnt what good whisky means” but he fails to mention that he’d drink lighter fluid given the chance.
Then I’d take a shot of the whisky and say
“Omg you guys are pussy fucks! I’ve learnt that I hate driving behind pick-up trucks because I can’t see a damn thing! I’ve learnt that people can really be full of shit when they want to be! I’ve learnt that the guy working at the corner store can’t speak English worth a fuck. I’ve learnt that drinking with pussies like you is frustrating as hell, and I’ve learnt that without this whisky I’d go fucking insane!”
Then the music would play and the logo comes up…

Weiser’s, Canadian bitching whisky.

Man I’m a tad testy today huh? Nothing to do with the internet ironically either. Go figure that one. I did go get a coffee and stop at the bank, also had blogrocks to ship out, and I’m praying that the long weekend doesn’t delay shipping too much. What the hell is the long weekend for anyway? I’m kinda lost with holidays being off and all. Is it a holiday dedicated to me at all? Dale day? Daleism day? Rock day?

I just went to make dinner and discovered the oven is dead, well still dead as it always was being a non-life form, but I need a 30amp fuse. Damn it to hell, like I keep 30amp fuses in my ass! Now I have to go to a store or starve to death! I’m comfortable, I’m starving to death.
I may Jerry rig something though, steal fuses from some other panel, like the neighbors panel, or maybe tie in the car battery to the stove, the neighbors car battery. I am a pro at McGyvering stuff… it never works, but I look good doing it. Oh, maybe the power source for this computer! Yah… let me try that… (Pffftzzzz)


Oh here, I had my palm read….



No joking! Here…



Shit that’s a big hand…. and they cut off the image! BASTARDS